the life of a toddler

19 Aug

Me: Hey ladies (to Mom, Dad and Hudson), you wanna play with me?

Me: Momma, you are a beautiful princess
Mom: Thanks Bug, you are a beautiful princess too
Me: No, I am a big girl Jenkinson
Dad: Kyler, do you think Daddy’s pretty too?
Me: Nooo, you are a big girl Jenkinson too

Me: I want a piece of banana
Mom: Okay (breaks off piece of banana)
Me (hysterically crying): Noooooo I want the banana
Mom: You said you wanted a piece!
Me: I need to fix it (tries to to it back together)

Me: You wanna go swim with me?

Me: I wanna cuddle with my Ammo bud

Me (while holding my mirror flash card): Hudson, you see Hudson and Kyler in the mirror?

Me: Daddy, the show is about to start!

Dad: What show?
Me (shakes Dad’s hand): Nice to meet you, the show is about to start (end with a bow)

Repeat this for 3 minutes

Me: I need to rock Hudson

Dad: Okay, Kyler, now go get your shorts and put them away

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