the life of a toddler

21 Oct

Conversations with Kyler over the past week

Me: My eye’s are blue. They are azul.
Mom: Did you just speak Spanish to me?
Me: Como Estas? Hola Amigo

Me to people I just meet: Hi, do you like my mommy?

Me: My belly hurts
Dad: Your tummy hurts?
Me: Yeah, there are peas in my tummy and it hurts

Me: I go to school first and then I read these books first. Mom, here you hold onto these for me because I go to school first and then you hold them here for me so I have them when I get home

Mom: Hey Bug, how was school today?
Me: It was fine (insert annoyed voice here)

Dad: Kyler, tell mommy she’s not nice
Me: No, mommy is my best friend

Me with a dress on: Aw I am so cute, I am adorable

Me: I ride my little bike good so I ask Santa for a big bike!

Me: We at Publix?
Mom: Yeah what do you want for lunch?
Me: Um chicken and a cookie!

Dad: Okay it’s time to go watch Kenley open her presents
Me: Oh okay I need to go get my birthday hat

Taylor Swift’s Shake It Off starts playing in the other room

(Run up to Mommy) Me: Mommy, mom, my song is on.
Mom: What?
Me: My song is on, come come, Shake it Off. Come with me
Take Mom’s hand
Me: That is my favorite song

Dad: The Hulk!
Me: No Daddy that’s not the Hulk that is Baby Hudson
Dad: No he is the Hulk
Me: No that is Baby Hudson, the Hulk is at Disney World
Dad: Yeah but he is the Hulk too, you see his shirt
Me: No the Hulk is at Disney World, you remember Daddy?

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