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21 Oct

Conversations with Kyler over the past week

Me: My eye’s are blue. They are azul.
Mom: Did you just speak Spanish to me?
Me: Como Estas? Hola Amigo

Me to people I just meet: Hi, do you like my mommy?

Me: My belly hurts
Dad: Your tummy hurts?
Me: Yeah, there are peas in my tummy and it hurts

Me: I go to school first and then I read these books first. Mom, here you hold onto these for me because I go to school first and then you hold them here for me so I have them when I get home

Mom: Hey Bug, how was school today?
Me: It was fine (insert annoyed voice here)

Dad: Kyler, tell mommy she’s not nice
Me: No, mommy is my best friend

Me with a dress on: Aw I am so cute, I am adorable

Me: I ride my little bike good so I ask Santa for a big bike!

Me: We at Publix?
Mom: Yeah what do you want for lunch?
Me: Um chicken and a cookie!

Dad: Okay it’s time to go watch Kenley open her presents
Me: Oh okay I need to go get my birthday hat

Taylor Swift’s Shake It Off starts playing in the other room

(Run up to Mommy) Me: Mommy, mom, my song is on.
Mom: What?
Me: My song is on, come come, Shake it Off. Come with me
Take Mom’s hand
Me: That is my favorite song

Dad: The Hulk!
Me: No Daddy that’s not the Hulk that is Baby Hudson
Dad: No he is the Hulk
Me: No that is Baby Hudson, the Hulk is at Disney World
Dad: Yeah but he is the Hulk too, you see his shirt
Me: No the Hulk is at Disney World, you remember Daddy?

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the life of a toddler

8 Sep

Mom: Ugh, Fenway (the cat) peed in her playroom
Me: Fen peed in my playroom?
Mom: Yeah, sorry sweetie, let Daddy clean it up. He is a bad kitty
Me: He’s a bad kitty?
Mom: Yep, bad kitty
Me: Meow, meow I’m a kitty!
***3 minutes later***
Mom: Kyler, why are you wet? Did you pee?
Me: Yeah
Mom: Why??? Why didn’t you tell me you had to go?
Me: I’m a kitty too. I peed in the playroom!

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 I need 2 cookies, I have 2 fingers

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Me: You need some sunscreen? Here you go (dab Mom’s face). Beep beep
Me: You need sunscreen too Daddy? Here you go (dap Dad’s face). Beep beep
Continue for 30 minutes at 10 o’clock at night while on vacation

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Me: (Hudson pulled a chunk of my hair out- crying). I need to use my phone to call Mamma and Poppa. 
Me on fake phone: Hello, Mamma and Poppa? Hudson he pulled my hair it hurt, okay Mamma? Goodbye.

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 I need to catch a fishy. I need to catch a turtle too.

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Dad: Kyler, when I say “We Are! You say Penn State!”
Mom: Nooo, Kyler say Go Knights!
Dad: Nooo go Penn State
Mom: Kyler say we like the Knights, Penn State is booo
Me: Go Knights!!!
Dad: Noooo, say Go Penn State!
Me: No Daddy, I don’t like Penn Steak, Penn Steak is yucky, it’s dirty
Dad: No, Penn State Kyler… not Penn Steak
Me: I don’t like Penn Steak. Go Knights!

Fast forward to game day

Me: Yayy Go Penn State and Go Knights!

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I’m crazzzyyy

This is my Ammo Bud

You guys ready?

the life of a toddler

19 Aug

Me: Hey ladies (to Mom, Dad and Hudson), you wanna play with me?

Me: Momma, you are a beautiful princess
Mom: Thanks Bug, you are a beautiful princess too
Me: No, I am a big girl Jenkinson
Dad: Kyler, do you think Daddy’s pretty too?
Me: Nooo, you are a big girl Jenkinson too

Me: I want a piece of banana
Mom: Okay (breaks off piece of banana)
Me (hysterically crying): Noooooo I want the banana
Mom: You said you wanted a piece!
Me: I need to fix it (tries to to it back together)

Me: You wanna go swim with me?

Me: I wanna cuddle with my Ammo bud

Me (while holding my mirror flash card): Hudson, you see Hudson and Kyler in the mirror?

Me: Daddy, the show is about to start!

Dad: What show?
Me (shakes Dad’s hand): Nice to meet you, the show is about to start (end with a bow)

Repeat this for 3 minutes

Me: I need to rock Hudson

Dad: Okay, Kyler, now go get your shorts and put them away

the life of a toddler

28 Jul

the life of a toddler is a new blog series in the words of Kyler (for the most part). It’s just a fun way to document what she is up to 🙂

Quotes of the week:

Me: Daddy, I want two cookie fish
Dad: Okay, here are two cookie fish
Me: I don’t want cookie fish!!!!!!

Mom: Should we go to Disney soon because you have been a good girl and going potty?
Me: Yeah I go to Disney World because I all dry all day and go potty all by myself!!!!!!

I love bubble baths, andddd Ammo, anddd Caya, anddd Maggie, anddd um swimming, anddd my park, anddd Mommy, anddd Daddy, anddd Hudson, anddd bubble baths, anddd Disney World, anddd…

a life of a toddler is a new blog series in the words of Kyler (for the most part). Just a fun way to document what the crazy girl is up to 🙂

Quotes of the week:

Mom: Kyler, did you have an accident at school today?
Me: Um, yeah
Mom: Why did you go pee in your pants? Why didn’t you tell your teachers you had to go?
Me: Um because….You see the birdies?
Mom: Kyler, why did you go pee in your pants?
Me: Stop talking Mommy, shhhh

Mom: Hey pumpkin!
Me: Am I your pumpkin?
Mom: Yep, you’re my pumpkin
Me: Daddy, I’m Mommy’s pumpkin!

Me: Claire took my hair out
Mom: Kyler, do you let the kids at school push you around?
Me: Nope
Dad: You are’t a bully are you?
Me: No, I’m stinky. I have stinky feet

 Photos taken by Mommy:

Kyler’s a big girl!

I go super duper high!!!

My best friend Kenley

Look at the the airplane

Mom: Kyler, let’s go put your shoes on
Me: Okay, Mommy

Cheeeseeeeeee….Hudson’s too big

Mommy, I’m walking here!

the life of a toddler

21 Jul

I have been thinking. I update everyone on Hudson each week and used to update everyone on what was going on with Kyler. Although she still changes quickly, she doesn’t change nearly as fast as she used to when she was a baby so I struggle on what to write. I was thinking of ways to still update everyone on what Bug is up to (other than the Weekend Update) and decided to start a new blog series: the life of a toddler. I am not sure yet if it will be weekly, bi-weekly or when I have enough material to actually write a post about but I thought I would start it and see where it goes. It will mainly be quotes of Kyler’s, pictures SHE took with her camera, or random videos of her being Kyler So…

Welcome to

the life of a toddler by Kyler Jenkinson

While swimming: Mom, don’t touch my hair in the water, it will turn brown

• Mom: Okay, Kyler time to get off the potty and go to bed
Me: Wahhhh
Mom: What are you doing? Are you crying?
Me: I need to go to time out (time out is downstairs and I don’t want to go to bed)
Mom: What? You aren’t going to timeout. You are going to bed.
Me: AHHHHHH. But I’m screaming.
 
• Mom: Do you want to go to Toasted or Tibbys, Chris?
Me: I want Tibbys!!
Dad: Has she ever been there?
Mom: No
Dad: How do you know about Tibbys?
Mom: You really want Tibbys?
Me: Yeah I want to go to Tibbys!
Me at Tibbys: This is Tibbys?
Mom: Yeah we are at Tibbys
Me: YAY Kyler’s at at Tibbys!!!!!!
 
• Me: That is a big lion, roarrrrr
Mom: It kind of looks like a lion but it’s a sun
Me: Oh, that’s a sun?
Fast forward to later that night
Me: Owwww, the sun bit me
 
•  It’s too hot out, I go get my suit on and go swimming

•  First sound of thunder no matter where we are: Storms coming! Got to get out of the water. It’s raining.

• You hear that? I heard it.

•  Kyler do it

Kyler help

•  Me sitting naked on the potty after bath: Mommy, you got your shoes on?
Mom: Yeah, I am gonna go work out
Me: You’re gonna go work out?
Mom: Yep
Me: Okay (grabs her Nikes) I put my shoes on. Daddy, I put my shoes on and go to work.
Dad: Wait Kyler, put some clothes on first.
Me with clothes on: Mommy, I wanna do pushups
 
•  I get Yogurt for going potty and keeping dry ALL day! Thank you frogs!
 

I can spell my name “K,Y,L, E, R- Kyler!

I am going to take a picture of….

Ammo

Caya

Mom, I take your picture

Hudson

I am going to take a picture of Jake

My green toes

Mom, look up, I see you and Daddy (while sitting on the potty)

Noooo Daddy I don’t want to get off the potty. I have more, I’m not finished

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