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the life of a toddler

21 Oct

Conversations with Kyler over the past week

Me: My eye’s are blue. They are azul.
Mom: Did you just speak Spanish to me?
Me: Como Estas? Hola Amigo

Me to people I just meet: Hi, do you like my mommy?

Me: My belly hurts
Dad: Your tummy hurts?
Me: Yeah, there are peas in my tummy and it hurts

Me: I go to school first and then I read these books first. Mom, here you hold onto these for me because I go to school first and then you hold them here for me so I have them when I get home

Mom: Hey Bug, how was school today?
Me: It was fine (insert annoyed voice here)

Dad: Kyler, tell mommy she’s not nice
Me: No, mommy is my best friend

Me with a dress on: Aw I am so cute, I am adorable

Me: I ride my little bike good so I ask Santa for a big bike!

Me: We at Publix?
Mom: Yeah what do you want for lunch?
Me: Um chicken and a cookie!

Dad: Okay it’s time to go watch Kenley open her presents
Me: Oh okay I need to go get my birthday hat

Taylor Swift’s Shake It Off starts playing in the other room

(Run up to Mommy) Me: Mommy, mom, my song is on.
Mom: What?
Me: My song is on, come come, Shake it Off. Come with me
Take Mom’s hand
Me: That is my favorite song

Dad: The Hulk!
Me: No Daddy that’s not the Hulk that is Baby Hudson
Dad: No he is the Hulk
Me: No that is Baby Hudson, the Hulk is at Disney World
Dad: Yeah but he is the Hulk too, you see his shirt
Me: No the Hulk is at Disney World, you remember Daddy?

the life of a toddler

8 Sep

Mom: Ugh, Fenway (the cat) peed in her playroom
Me: Fen peed in my playroom?
Mom: Yeah, sorry sweetie, let Daddy clean it up. He is a bad kitty
Me: He’s a bad kitty?
Mom: Yep, bad kitty
Me: Meow, meow I’m a kitty!
***3 minutes later***
Mom: Kyler, why are you wet? Did you pee?
Me: Yeah
Mom: Why??? Why didn’t you tell me you had to go?
Me: I’m a kitty too. I peed in the playroom!

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 I need 2 cookies, I have 2 fingers

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Me: You need some sunscreen? Here you go (dab Mom’s face). Beep beep
Me: You need sunscreen too Daddy? Here you go (dap Dad’s face). Beep beep
Continue for 30 minutes at 10 o’clock at night while on vacation

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Me: (Hudson pulled a chunk of my hair out- crying). I need to use my phone to call Mamma and Poppa. 
Me on fake phone: Hello, Mamma and Poppa? Hudson he pulled my hair it hurt, okay Mamma? Goodbye.

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 I need to catch a fishy. I need to catch a turtle too.

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Dad: Kyler, when I say “We Are! You say Penn State!”
Mom: Nooo, Kyler say Go Knights!
Dad: Nooo go Penn State
Mom: Kyler say we like the Knights, Penn State is booo
Me: Go Knights!!!
Dad: Noooo, say Go Penn State!
Me: No Daddy, I don’t like Penn Steak, Penn Steak is yucky, it’s dirty
Dad: No, Penn State Kyler… not Penn Steak
Me: I don’t like Penn Steak. Go Knights!

Fast forward to game day

Me: Yayy Go Penn State and Go Knights!

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I’m crazzzyyy

This is my Ammo Bud

You guys ready?

the life of a toddler

19 Aug

Me: Hey ladies (to Mom, Dad and Hudson), you wanna play with me?

Me: Momma, you are a beautiful princess
Mom: Thanks Bug, you are a beautiful princess too
Me: No, I am a big girl Jenkinson
Dad: Kyler, do you think Daddy’s pretty too?
Me: Nooo, you are a big girl Jenkinson too

Me: I want a piece of banana
Mom: Okay (breaks off piece of banana)
Me (hysterically crying): Noooooo I want the banana
Mom: You said you wanted a piece!
Me: I need to fix it (tries to to it back together)

Me: You wanna go swim with me?

Me: I wanna cuddle with my Ammo bud

Me (while holding my mirror flash card): Hudson, you see Hudson and Kyler in the mirror?

Me: Daddy, the show is about to start!

Dad: What show?
Me (shakes Dad’s hand): Nice to meet you, the show is about to start (end with a bow)

Repeat this for 3 minutes

Me: I need to rock Hudson

Dad: Okay, Kyler, now go get your shorts and put them away

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